Artemis Fowl:The Arctic Incident

By the age of thirteen, our subject, Artemis Fowl, was displaying signs of an intellect greater than any human since Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart. Artemis had beaten European chess champion Evan Kashoggi in an on line tournament, patented more than twenty seven inventions, and won the architectural competition to design. Dublin's new opera house. He had also written a computer program that diverted millions of dollars from Swiss accounts to his own, forged more than a dozen Impressionist painting that now hang in various galleries worldwide, and cheated the Fairy people out of a substantial amount of gold...